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06/16/2004: "Alas, Poor Ross, I Knew Him Horatio."

Sadly, my friend Ross is exhibiting signs of entering Massively Meaningless Online Really Pointless Game (MMORPG) addiction. He'll slowly start to exhibit the symptoms of advanced addiction...

1. Reduced social interaction with live, in-person human beings. "Screw pancakes, Lloyd, I'm going to increase my stats!"
2. Beginning to type using bizarre acronyms.
3. Blog posting regularity will diminish.
4. Posting of pictures of character(s) online.
5. Reduced/back-burnered Olsen Twins obsession.
6. Diminished interest in NASCAR. (This is the only positive benefit of MMORPG addiction.)
7. Creation of "female" characters to help remind the player of "what women look like."

I'm almost ready to fly down, round up the posse, and have an intervention.

on Wednesday, June 16th, Ross said

You and Glenn are the only two people who even understand that crap anyway, and glenn's never played EQ anyway.

I posted the pics because I am impressed with my pointy nipples.

the blog postings diminished because I made a mess with that redirect (it's fixed now)

Gotta give the twins time to regroup. I figure they'll be back in September.

Do You know any women that look like that?

I'm not in denial...I'm not, I'm not