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07/07/2004: "The Agonizer - How I Covet Thee"
I want one of these, badly. The writing on the web site is absolutely mad brilliant genius, though it leads one to believe that the pedal might be slightly more accurately named "The Antagonizer."
We hate the 1980s, we hate Super Mario, and the Autobots suck fried maggots. Rainbow Brite and her little Smurf cartoon buddies all deserve to be raped and murdered, and the Agonizer is willing to help. You aren't one of those pathetic creatures who hangs out on eBay constantly, bidding furiously on Rainbow Brite wallpaper, are you? If so, then I suggest you join the METALLICA fans in the pink fairy shop down the street. Ha ha ha.
