TrippOdd / Dan's Diatribe

Do You Love Me?

Do you love me?

No, I'm serious about this... do you?

If you do, then you'll give me the money I need to go to Rock and Roll Fantasy Camp.

See, I knew I didn't mean that much to you... (goes back into his shell).

dan on 10.20.05 @ 09:11 PM PST [link] [No Comments]

Funny e-mail...

I don't normally post these "funny e-mails" but this one has some good stuff, so I figured "why not."

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

dan on 10.15.05 @ 10:49 AM PST [link] [No Comments]

TrippOdd #11

Please, I beg of you... do not drop dead from shock! It's TrippOdd #11!

• WHYME: The Worst Music You've Ever Heard
• As Evidence That I Exist
• Illinoise!
• Colin Carthen
• Altamont Pass
• Tin Cat
• Seth: Third Son of Albert
• Mur Lafferty's Geek Fu Action Grip

dan on 10.05.05 @ 10:16 PM PST [link] [2 Comments]

The War On Bread

Bread has been proven to be dangerous and should be put on the controlled substances list. The statistics are absolutely frightening.

dan on 10.02.05 @ 04:32 PM PST [link] [No Comments]